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Review: My Best Friend’s Exorcism by Grady Hendrix

22 Friday Nov 2024

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐💫

This was my third Hendrix novel, following How to Sell a Haunted House last fall, and The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires earlier this year. I loved the first two, and expected to enjoy this one as well. Possession horror and high school friendship over an 80s backdrop? Count me the hell in. My Best Friend’s Exorcism didn’t disappoint.

Synopsis: Childhood best friends Abby and Gretchen have everything going for them at the start of their sophomore year—they’re pretty, popular, and at the top of their class in their prestigious private high school. But when Gretchen starts to act different, Abby becomes worried. Gretchen isn’t herself anymore, and Abby decides she must be possessed by a demon. As her own life begins to crumble around her, will Abby’s love for her best friend be enough to save Gretchen from the forces of evil?

***

This was a really fun, fresh take on possession horror. I loved it for both that and its gorgeous portrayal of female friendship. It featured several great moments of visceral horror that will be plastered in my mind for the foreseeable future. I do wish we learned more about how Gretchen actually became possessed—things are implied, but I found myself craving a fuller picture of what really happened to her. Other than that, though, I fully enjoyed this book and would re-read it in the future.

❓ What’s your favorite movie or novel featuring a tale of possession?

Review: The Angel of Indian Lake by Stephen Graham Jones

01 Friday Nov 2024

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐💫/5

If you’ve been reading this blog for a while (hello, all two of you), you know that I’ve been really enjoying Stephen Graham Jones for the last couple years, and in particular the books in his Indian Lake series. Though I was ravenously hungry for the conclusion to this trilogy, after its release in March I waited patiently for my turn to borrow the audiobook of The Angel of Indian Lake from my local library through the Libby app. It was worth the wait—though now that I’ve seen these characters through to the end, I’m a little sad that it’s over.

Summary:
Jade Daniels is getting by, somehow. With medication for her trauma and a new job as the history teacher at her old high school, she tries to put the past behind her. But it’s kind of hard when, once again, people around her start dying. As she fights for her own life and the lives of those she loves, she’ll have to marshal all her final-girl strength to lay to rest—once and for all—the evil fueling the carnage in Proofrock.

***

Fast-paced, thrilling and more violent than ever, The Angel of Indian Lake pulls no punches. The prologue does a great job setting the tone, and then we’re right back with Jade as she tries to hold it together in order to navigate this new bloodbath. Seeing her (and Letha as well) develop as a character throughout this series has been a real treat. I think she’s one of my favorite paper friends I’ve made on my reading journey over the past couple years. The desire to see how she’ll claw her way out of challenge after challenge makes this book an incredible page-turner

My only frustration here was the number of callbacks throughout the book. It was constantly referencing characters I’d completely forgotten about, and paired with the heart-poundingly fast pace of the plot, it was a little confusing to follow. I think that means I just need to re-read from the beginning, which I’m actually not mad about.

All in all, I thought The Angel of Indian Lake was a brilliant conclusion to the fun and bloody Indian Lake Trilogy—altogether a fully fitting tribute to the slasher genre.

If you’re intrigued by this review and curious about the rest of this series, check out my reviews of the first two books, My Heart is a Chainsaw and Don’t Fear the Reaper.

Review: Butcher by Joyce Carol Oates

25 Friday Oct 2024

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

I am always blown away by the literary wonder woman Joyce Carol Oates. Earlier this year I was lucky enough to attend a live interview and book signing featuring this absolute icon, as part of the AViD visiting authors series put on by the Des Moines Public Library. At the age of 86, Oates still manages to put out at least one book every year, in addition to numerous short stories, poems and collections. Seriously, what a powerhouse.

Anyway, the event in question was celebrating her newest novel Butcher, which I couldn’t go home without a (signed!) copy of. This book promised to check so many of my “yes” boxes: historical fiction, an old-timey asylum, medical horror, cathartic revenge, and the humiliation of an infuriatingly wrong yet cocksure man in a position of authority. I was fully on board. Butcher didn’t disappoint.

Summary:
Butcher is a collection of essays, journals and interviews chronicling the life of Dr. Silas Weir, the “Father of Gyno-Psychiatry.” Forced to take a position at a New Jersey asylum for “female lunatics” following a professional humiliation, Weir carves out a niche for himself by subjecting the neglected women under his care to a wide range of horrifying experiments so he can publish the results. Operating unsupervised and unchecked in his position for decades, Weir becomes obsessed with a young servant named Brigit, who will become both his primary experimental subject and his eventual undoing.

***

This book was equal parts horrifying and intriguing. Using multiple points of view, Oates paints a thoroughly convincing picture of a 19th century doctor drunk on power and hungry for notoriety. Through Weir’s own journal entries, we see a man who is unapologetically classist, repulsed by the female body, and so self-assured in his own faith and medical training that he truly believes he’s blessed with divine insight to heal the female body and mind—even as he subjects his patients to the most inhumane treatments. Weir is a great example of an unreliable narrator: he’s really convinced that he’s doing good for his patients, although the subtext shines through bright and clear to show the monster hiding underneath. His point of view is fleshed out by the accounts of other characters such as Weir’s own son and his star patient Brigit, which serve to highlight how warped the doctor’s own self-image has become.

As monstrous and misogynistic as Dr. Weir is, his character toes the line between realistic and cartoonishly evil. Oates manages to make him sympathetic—even as awful as he is, he’s at least in part a product of his time who ultimately wishes to do good. Again and again he is validated by men who, like him, believe in the inherent inferiority of women, the inherent virtue of social station, and the pursuit of science above all other considerations. Though he is the villain in the end, the catharsis of his downfall is tempered by the tragedy of lost potential.

The truly terrifying thing about this book, though, is that Silas Weir and his writings are heavily based on actual historical documents, and likely on a specific figure: J. Marion Sims, the “father of modern gynecology.” Like Weir, Sims gained his notoriety by performing medical experiments without anesthetic on vulnerable women—in Sims’ case, enslaved women. Both the fictional and historical men do unspeakable harm in the name of medical progress, the portrayal of which Oates never shies away from.

I was engrossed by this book. Its masterfully executed themes and haunting imagery have stuck with me months after the fact. It will definitely worm its way onto my reread pile in the next couple years—perhaps sooner than later.

Review: Jude’s Diary by Christiane Erwin

18 Friday Oct 2024

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

Last fall I was lucky enough to win an Instagram giveaway from indie author Christiane Erwin for a copy of her YA supernatural thriller Jude’s Diary. It took me too long to get around to reading it, and even longer to post my review—but it’s never too late to get the word out. This is one author I look forward to supporting and reading more of in the future.

Summary:

It’s senior year, and Alissa is at the top of her game: she’s gotten into her dream school, is acing all her classes, and is about to graduate as valedictorian. But it seems someone is out to sabotage her. Alissa isn’t one to take that kind of insult lying down. She’ll do anything in her power—including manipulating the school outcast Jude Peary—to come out on top. Jude is always scribbling in her notebook, so Alissa plans to use whatever information she can find inside it to her advantage. But Jude isn’t quite who she seems to be, and this plan of Alissa’s may end up being more complicated than she’d anticipated. How far will Alissa go to get what she wants?

***

Jude’s Diary certainly kept me turning the pages to see what would happen next. Alissa is a capable schemer and it’s fun to watch her machinations succeed and fail. She’s so compelling as a flawed main character, and seems so on top of everything at the beginning. It’s interesting to see control slowly slipping from her hands even as the seemingly hapless Jude seems to be lucking out at every turn.

My only complaints about this novel were that the ending felt rushed—just a little too neatly wrapped up—and certain details (which I won’t go into to avoid spoilers) didn’t make sense to me. Still, it’s a suspenseful romp and I look forward to reading more of what I now know is a series. Yes, it turns out that Jude’s Diary is Erwin’s first installment in a series of books featuring Alissa. Can’t wait for the next one!

Review: Don’t Fear the Reaper by Stephen Graham Jones

11 Friday Oct 2024

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

I’d promised myself that I was going to take a bit of a horror break…but I couldn’t resist diving back into Stephen Graham Jones’s Indian Lake Trilogy. After a slow-burning but ultimately thrilling origin story in My Heart is a Chainsaw, Jade/Jennifer Daniels is back for a frigid, bloody time in Proofrock. This sequel takes place four years after the events of the first book. After reading it, I’m even more in love with this series than before.

Summary:
The Lake Witch Slayings have made Proofrock, ID a magnet for slasher fans. But Jennifer Daniels, newly released from prison and hoping to find her feet back in her hometown, has left all that behind her. The slasher films, the trivia, the meaning she tried to find in it all — she can see now that it was a defense mechanism holding her back. So when prolific serial murderer Dark Mill South escapes into the nearby wilderness during a blizzard, Jennifer tries to ignore the slasher parallels. Even when the bodies of local high schoolers start turning up, she knows she can only provide practical help as this new massacre plays out. But a Final Girl can only play dumb for so long. If she starts paying attention, Jade may finally see that Dark Mill South isn’t the only unhinged killer stalking the young people of Proofrock.


The structure of Don’t Fear the Reaper is quite different from that of its prequel. Where My Heart is a Chainsaw alternates between Jade’s third-person perspective and excerpts from her slasher-themed extra credit essays, Don’t Fear the Reaper bounces between a wide variety of viewpoints. While we get to hear from Jade again, we’re also treated to the perspectives of familiar characters like Letha and former-Sheriff Hardy as well as a medley of new victims, opportunists and predators all trying to make it to the end of the slaughter. All of this action is framed by the words of a new essayist, a student at Henderson High who’s obviously studied the Lake Witch Slayings extensively.

I had a great time trying to suss out the motivations of the different players in this plot. Naturally one can’t help but zero in on Dark Mill South as the sure threat — he’s introduced right away as a creative killer with a passion for his chosen sport (murder). But beyond him there’s a whole cast of questionable characters whose potential motives muddy the waters: the new history teacher harboring an unhealthy obsession with Lake Witch Slayings; the twins who seem to be at the center of these new killings; the mysterious new essayist who knows so much about not just the murders but also about Jade’s life; the resurrected spirit of Stacey Graves, the Lake Witch herself.

Now the audiobook version of this novel is a special treat. It features a full cast of voice actors, with each of the fourteen POV characters having a unique narrator. Headliners include Indigenous actress Isabella Star LaBlanc as Jade, and Evil Dead (2013) star Jane Levy as Letha. Every performance was high-quality, and they add so much to the tense pace that Jones establishes for this novel.

The Jade in Don’t Fear the Reaper is more mature and self-aware. It’s clear that she’s experienced a lot of growth since the events of the first book, but still has plenty of demons to work out. But if the heart and cunning it takes to make it to the end of a slasher cycle could be characterized as a superpower, then Jade Daniels only gets more powerful in this second volume. I love her stubbornness and her…not fearlessness, but more like her determination to follow through in spite of fear.

I also want to call out one of my favorite scenes, the one where Jade and Letha are having a sort of bonding moment in the Terra Nova house. I love their friendship, and really look forward to whatever kind of -ship it might evolve into in the future.

I still don’t totally understand how everything shook out. There were so many motives, moving parts and cinematic moments. I’ll have to do a thorough reread in order to make sense of all the chaos and carnage. But this book is thrilling and jaw-dropping enough that I’m looking forward to going through it again — and maybe even brushing up on some classic slasher films while I’m at it.

This was a great continuation of Jade’s story, and I loved seeing her character adapt and grow over the events of this second installment. I’ve already read the third book, Angel of Indian Lake, which was released in March of this year. Keep out an eye for my review of that, which should be posted soon!

Review: Parasocial by Wendy Dalrymple

29 Thursday Feb 2024

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

I’m excited about this author because she has two specialties. The first is pink horror which centers female characters, especially those who are complex and flawed. The second is her Florida Gothic style which combines the dark, nightmarish madness of a Gothic story with a modern Florida aesthetic.

It’s through this lens that Parasocial presents a chilling view of the relationship between influencers and the fans who live for their content.

As a feminist horror fan hailing from Florida, I can hardly think of anything that feels more tailored to my tastes. Parasocial by Wendy Dalrymple is the first of what I hope will be many indie horror books I’ll get to review this year.

Summary:
Casey’s life is boring. At nineteen, she doesn’t have much going for her aside from a dead-end job as a pet store cashier and a crush on a coffee shop clerk who can’t even remember her name. The only thing that she can seem to get really excited about is Della, the vibrant and charismatic content creator whose daily video streams Casey follows obsessively. When Della announces that she’ll be undergoing treatment for a serious illness, Casey sets up a crowdfunding account to pay for her medical expenses. It’s the right thing to do — and may even help her become closer with her idol. But who is Della, really? Casey is about to find out the hard way why you should never meet your heroes.


The Florida Gothic aesthetic is new to me, but also instantly recognizable in Parasocial. Decaying, forlorn houses often figure prominently in Gothic tales, and I couldn’t get over how perfectly Della’s moldy, sagging Tampa home was the perfect Floridian version of that. The reader may not have much idea where the plot is headed by the time the house is introduced, but they’ll certainly get a sense of dread that tells them nothing good or normal can come out of that building.

Casey as a protagonist was brilliant, too. I was completely absorbed in her story by the time I’d read only a few pages. In putting all of this novella’s action in the hands of a nineteen year-old character, Dalrymple manages to capture that authentic feeling of barely-in-control naivete that most people probably feel in their youth. You know, that brief age when you’re legally an adult but still basically a child. It made me sympathize with Casey as she hopped from one ill-advised decision to the next. Then the twists and turns to her story kept me hooked all the way through. I kept thinking I knew where the plot was headed, but I was wrong every time — and I loved it.

The writing could use tightening up in a few places. Casey is a little too self-aware at times — almost as if she’s nodding directly to the reader to say, “yes, I know I’m a stupid teenager.” It took me out of the story here and there, but didn’t impact my overall enjoyment of the book. Also, the climactic confrontation between Casey and Della wraps up more neatly and quickly than I’d hoped — though ultimately I’d call the ending satisfying.

What will live on in my brain about this novel isn’t what it could have done better, but what an engaging and refreshing read it was. I’ll remember it for showing how it’s so easy for a well-meaning young woman to get herself into a tense situation that she can’t smile and nod her way out of; for Della’s captivating combination dark power and unhinged scheming; for all the uncomfortable, horrifying moments that make Parasocial a worthwhile take on Gothic fiction.

This is an easy four stars. Parasocial was a fun and chilling examination of the role of social media in our lives, and the relationships that can form between ourselves and people we may never even physically meet. It would be a great quick read for anyone with an itch for something fresh and disturbing.

Review: Holly by Stephen King

12 Monday Feb 2024

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

When I saw social media buzzing last fall about the release of a new Stephen King book, I hopped on over to the Libby app to see, just for kicks, how long I’d need to wait to check out a copy of Holly. I put my name on the list for the audiobook version, then promptly forgot about it. Four months later when the notification popped up on my phone, I was juggling new-job stress with holiday plans and the three other books I was trying to read.

But since it was Stephen King, I made the time.

I came into this third book in King’s Holly Gibney trilogy not exactly cold, but definitely lukewarm. I read The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1) in 2020, but missed the second book, If It Bleeds. I also haven’t read the Bill Hodges trilogy, the one where Ms. Gibney makes her debut. So I was missing quite a bit of background info going into Holly. And while there were plenty of callbacks that I probably didn’t fully grasp, on the whole I think this book stands well on its own. The crime, the villains, and the protagonists all came together quite well to make this one of my more enjoyable reads of 2023.

It’s the summer of 2021, and Holly Gibney needs a vacation. But when a frantic woman calls, begging Holly to help find her missing daughter, Holly can’t refuse. Not only is her partner Pete out of commission thanks to Covid, but there’s also something about Bonnie Dahl’s disappearance that doesn’t add up. As she learns more about the case, Holly becomes certain that Bonnie Dahl didn’t just run away. Meanwhile, Rodney and Emily Harris, a married pair of retired college professors, conceal a sinister secret in their basement that could be linked to Bonnie’s disappearance. Despite their picture-perfect life, their research has taught them that appearances are superficial — it’s what’s inside a person that counts.

It was really lovely spending another book with Holly Gibney. I enjoyed her in The Outsider, and she didn’t disappoint here. She, a careful and germ-conscious neurodivergent woman, may have been the perfect main viewpoint character for a book set during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Before picking up Holly, I’d heard that a large portion of fans didn’t like the heavy presence of Covid and its surrounding politics in the book. Having now read it for myself, I feel the pandemic theme was handled well. Reading such a recent reality depicted in a book was somewhat jarring, to be honest, but King does an accurate job depicting the social uncertainty of those first few months after vaccinations began rolling out. I understand the King fans who would rather read something that’s not quite so close to home — I can’t deny that it feels a little soon to relive those times. As a setting, though, I found King’s 2021 America to be a faithful and empathetic snapshot of a place in time. There’s a good chance, in my opinion, that it’ll be regarded more fondly for that in the future.

The academic couple hiding a horrifying secret, the Harrises, were great villains in this. I loved the suspense and creeping horror as it becomes clear just how ruthless and sick they really are. Stephen King shines when it comes to writing antagonists. His ability to make them terrifyingly evil and very human at the same time is one of the things I’ve always admired most about his writing. Holly is just the latest great example.

This might be a five-star review, except that I did feel the action dragged a bit in the middle as the flashbacks slowly (sooooooo slowly) catch up to Holly’s investigation in the present. King is a master of suspense and tension, but his tendency to over-write can sometimes stall the narrative. But I also admire his dedication to giving his readers a true and intimate understanding of his characters—so I can’t grudge him for it much.

Now, I haven’t read a lot of recent Stephen King (Doctor Sleep and The Outsider were his only post-2001 books I’d consumed before this), but this is the first book that’s made me appreciate King’s age. His youthful characters have names like Edith and Margaret, they use such hip idioms as “gathering wool?” and they hang out in Dairy Queen parking lots. And sure, there can be kids in the current year who do those things or have those names, there’s no rule against it — but the young folks depicted in Holly don’t read like they organically sprang from their setting the way that, say, the cast of It or ‘Salem’s Lot did. Holly‘s characters still felt like living, breathing people, as Stephen King characters tend to — they just seemed a little lost in time.

For the most part, though, I thought Holly was a fun and suspenseful read. Honestly this is probably a three-star book by Stephen King standards, but to me that still makes it a four-star book when compared to most other horror out there. Reading Holly has even made me want to go back and start reading through the past books she’s appeared in, starting with Mr. Mercedes.

10 Facts About The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty

13 Saturday Jan 2024

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I am not going to write a review of The Exorcist novel.

This book is over 50 years old. It spent more than a year following its release on the New York Times Bestseller list, spawned a film that became a massive cultural touchstone, and it continues to spark controversy to this day. If there is one thing the world does not need, it’s my opinion of The Exorcist.

But I spent 15 hours (including a sizable chunk of a very long road trip) listening to the audiobook version, read superbly by William Peter Blatty himself. And I feel like I need to say something about it. So here are some facts you may not have known about the novel The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty:

1.) The book largely escaped controversy. While The Exorcist was incredibly popular before the release of the film, and features similar horrific imagery, the novel didn’t generate nearly as much controversy as The Exorcist movie did. This could be because the book is more clearly a story of the struggle between good and evil, while the film focuses more on the torture of Regan and her mother by the unseen demonic force. Additionally, sensational news and gossip surrounding the actors and production of the film helped fuel the movie’s larger controversy.

2.) It had a significant impact on the horror genre. Though it seems wild to consider now, before The Exorcist was published, the word “exorcism” was relatively unknown outside the Catholic church — and even there it was mostly considered an arcane curiosity. With the explosive popularity of the novel and its subsequent movie adaptation, exorcism became a recognizable (if horrifying) concept for the average American. Today, demonic possession and exorcism are familiar enough horror tropes to support their own sub-genre.

3.) The book was popular in its own right before the film came along. Following its 1971 release, The Exorcist spent over a year on the New York Times Bestseller list, and seventeen consecutive weeks in the #1 spot. Its success was unprecedented for a horror novel at the time. It became one of the bestselling novels of the 70s, and has remained pretty consistently popular ever since.

4.) The Exorcist was not immediately successful on release, though. According to Blatty, the book was doing pretty meager sales until a last-minute guest cancellation landed him a spot on The Dick Cavett Show. When the interview for the first guest ran short, Blatty reportedly had an entire 40 minutes to discuss his book on the air. Within two weeks, The Exorcist had the number-one spot on the NYT Bestsellers. (Note: Looking into this story, it doesn’t appear that there is surviving footage of this interview, or at the very least it’s not publicly available).

5.) Writing The Exorcist was a very personal and spiritual experience for William Peter Blatty. According to interviews, the character of Father Karras is based partially on Blatty’s own struggles with faith.

6.) The novel was banned in a number of countries, including Kuwait and South Africa, for content that was deemed too disturbing, graphic and blasphemous by authorities.

7.) Many subplots from the book were left out of the film. While no book-to-screen adaptation can keep everything, movie-only fans will miss out on juicy details like the suspicious secret that Karl is keeping from his wife, or Chris getting so close to having the chance to direct her own film, or the friendship that starts to blossom between Lieutenant Kinderman and Father Karras.

8.) The novel was inspired by true events. In 1949 when he was attending Georgetown University, Blatty read a news story telling how a Maryland priest allegedly banished a demon from the body of a 14 year old boy. This story stuck with Blatty, and eventually some of the key details of the news report — such as the use of a Ouija board as a potential catalyst for the possession — not only made it into the final version of The Exorcist novel, but still remain popular tropes in possession horror to this day.

9.) The book is a lot more ambiguous about whether or not Regan is actually possessed. While the movie makes it pretty clear that Regan’s body is being controlled by something supernatural, the novel questions that conclusion throughout. Though the events of the book certainly tempt the reader to believe, ultimately you’re left to decide in the end: was there really a demon?

10.) A revised edition was released for the novel’s 40th anniversary. In 2011, The Exorcist was re-released in an updated version with new cover art and even some new scenes added by Blatty. He spoke fondly of the opportunity to polish up his most famous novel, stating, “This is the version I would like to be remembered for.”

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Have you read The Exorcist or seen the film? What’s the story behind your experience with this genre-defining tale? Tell me about it down in the comments, or join the conversation on my Instagram. Do it. The power of Christ compels you!

Review: My Heart is a Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones

15 Friday Dec 2023

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

Since making the decision to ramp up my book reviewing earlier this year, I have had one goal in the back of my mind: Read more Stephen Graham Jones. I got a hold of his novel The Only Good Indians over Covid lockdown, and it was some of the best horror I’d read in years. I enthusiastically rated it 5 stars on Goodreads.

So I was incredibly excited to get an ebook copy of his 2021 novel My Heart is a Chainsaw on loan from the Libby app. While it’s certainly not the most polished novel, it does manage to be a bloody, fun and triumphant interpretation of the slasher genre with a main character that I’m ready to follow to hell and back.

A slasher is coming to terrorize the small lakeside town of Proofrock, Idaho. Jade knows it. She’s and expert on slasher films, and she’s familiar with all the signs. The mysterious tourist deaths at Indian Lake are the blood sacrifice that will kick off the cycle. And more bodies will start piling up as the main event nears: the town’s annual 4th of July celebration on the lake. Jade has even met the Final Girl. Letha, the new student at her school, is so beautiful and pure that it’s clear she’s destined to survive the coming massacre. Will she be ready? As Jade uses all her hard-won slasher expertise to try to prepare Letha to ride out the slaughter, she tries not to be disappointed that she’ll only be watching from the sidelines. Sure, Jade’s the one who’s been dreaming of this kind of scenario for years. But she’s just not Final Girl material.

I’m not sure if it’s better to know nothing or everything about slasher films before going to this book, but one thing is for sure: My Heart is a Chainsaw will school you on the genre. References to slasher films are embedded all throughout the plot and in Jade’s dialogue. Between the chapters, snippets of Jade’s own writing show her explaining the elements and nuances of slasher films to her favorite teacher, Mr. Holmes. This gives the reader an idea of just how obsessed Jade is with this sub-genre, and sows a bit of doubt in the reader: is Jade right about what’s happening in Proofrock, or is she just a traumatized kid using movie violence to cope with her lot in life?

However, the story did drag a little bit toward the middle. I found myself skimming through some bits—particularly Jade’s extra credit slasher essays. They weren’t bad, and they gave good insight into the character, but I felt at times like they were something I had to slog through to get to the good, meaty plot parts. Until about 2/3 of the way through the book, it feels like you’re just waiting for the good stuff to start happening. And though the climactic scenes of the book are action-packed, with a resolution that’s technically satisfying, I was a little confused about what was going on. I’m still not entirely sure I understand the who and why of the slasher themselves.

Normally I would give a lower rating to a slow-burn novel with a muddy conclusion, but there’s something about My Heart is a Chainsaw that makes me want to forgive its shortcomings and love it anyway. Like its main character, this book is rough around the edges, but at the same time so unapologetically itself that I can’t help rooting for it. Jade is a survivor, not just of the slasher cycle, but also of the fate that befalls a disproportionate number of mixed-race indigenous kids who fall through the cracks (in the acknowledgments, Jones notes that he was inspired to create Jade after reading of a Native American teenage girl who took her own life after being sexually assaulted). Jade is a messy, weird, stubborn person, and I’m so happy I got to spend a few hundred pages with her.

This is the first book in Jones’s Indian Lake Trilogy, and since I absolutely must know what happens to Jade next, I will be picking up the sequel, Don’t Fear the Reaper, very soon.

Are you a Stephen Graham Jones fan? What’s your favorite SGJ novel? Let’s chat about it, hit me up in the comments or on Instagram.

Review: How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix

22 Sunday Oct 2023

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐💫/5

I didn’t intend to do two haunted house books set in North Carolina in a row, but here we are taking a look at How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix. While they may share a sub-genre and setting, that’s just about where the similarities between this book and last week’s A House With Good Bones end. Where the former is creepy yet cozy, How to Sell a Haunted House is straight up horrifying.

This is my first Grady Hendrix novel (I reviewed his short story “Ankle Snatcher” two weeks ago), and I must say I’m excited now to go and read more of his stuff. How to Sell a Haunted House pulled me in and kept me interested all the way through with its flawed characters, brilliant pacing and rewarding moments of visceral terror. While it’s infused with macabre humor, it manages to be poignant in its portrayal of grief, generational trauma and the struggles of relating to family—all while its characters are being terrorized by a sadistic puppet out for revenge.

When Louise Joiner’s parents perish suddenly in a car accident, she’s forced to fly home to North Carolina to face the past she’s spent so long trying to put behind her. Specifically, she doesn’t want to talk to her under-achieving younger brother Mark, who her parents always doted on, and who seems to still hate her after all this time. And she REALLY doesn’t want to have to deal with her childhood home, crammed with too many cloying memories, and the many art projects and dolls that her mother left behind. And the puppets. Louise can’t stand being around her mother’s puppets—particularly Pupkin, who was her mother’s favorite. As Louise and Mark are forced to work together to resolve their parents’ estate, they’ll need to do the hardest thing either of them has ever done if they want to uncover the truth behind who holds the real power in the Joiner family: they’ll need to talk to each other.

The book is separated into parts that represent the stages of grief, and each part is almost its own self-contained story. This gives How to Sell a Haunted House a rolling pace where tension builds repeatedly and seems about to peak…then things ramp up again with more story, more dark humor, and more tension. Hendrix excels here at spacing out the exposition, giving enough information to keep the reader interested, and always keeping enough back to make you want to keep turning the page.

Pupkin is maddeningly terrifying as a main villain. Once he appears, It becomes evident this book isn’t so much about a haunted house—it’s more about a haunted puppet. I’m not normally a huge fan of horror involving puppets and dolls (even in my R.L. Stine days, the Night of the Living Dummy books were a hard pass for me). But Hendrix manages to make Pupkin genuinely scary.

Louise and Mark’s difficult journey through working out their grief and issues with each other to rekindle their sibling bond reads as authentic to me. As an older child, I found myself identifying with Louise a lot. And I was glad that over the course of the story, she began to see Mark as a fully-formed person with unique strengths and complex emotions, rather than the deadbeat we see though her eyes at the beginning. Both siblings are flawed and perhaps even unlikeable, but their growth throughout their story was satisfying to read.

And the one thing that I’ll always remember immediately when I think of this book: This manchild of manchildren Mark takes his terrified, bleeding, vomiting sister, who is begging to go to the emergency room, to a Waffle House to make her listen to him talk about the time he dropped out of college to join a radical puppet group.

There was a point toward the end when Pupkin started to grate on my nerves and I wished they’d just kill him already. Though he has some great action scenes, after a while it does start to feel like, “Really, are we still doing this?” However, I found the resolution rewarding enough that I didn’t really begrudge Hendrix taking his time to get there.

Relating to family is hard. One’s relationship with their family is invariably a minefield of resentment, guilt, and things said and unsaid. I think Grady Hendrix does a great job in How to Sell a Haunted House portraying the way that those blood ties and all that history can come home to roost when family members suddenly die. If a darkly funny tale of grief, ghosts and puppets that plays well with some classic horror tropes sounds like your idea of a good time, you should read this book. And you should also call your siblings.

What did you think of How to Sell a Haunted House? Which Grady Hendrix novel should I jump into next? Talk to me about in here in the comments, or scoot on over to my Instagram!

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