Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Since making the decision to ramp up my book reviewing earlier this year, I have had one goal in the back of my mind: Read more Stephen Graham Jones. I got a hold of his novel The Only Good Indians over Covid lockdown, and it was some of the best horror I’d read in years. I enthusiastically rated it 5 stars on Goodreads.
So I was incredibly excited to get an ebook copy of his 2021 novel My Heart is a Chainsaw on loan from the Libby app. While it’s certainly not the most polished novel, it does manage to be a bloody, fun and triumphant interpretation of the slasher genre with a main character that I’m ready to follow to hell and back.
A slasher is coming to terrorize the small lakeside town of Proofrock, Idaho. Jade knows it. She’s and expert on slasher films, and she’s familiar with all the signs. The mysterious tourist deaths at Indian Lake are the blood sacrifice that will kick off the cycle. And more bodies will start piling up as the main event nears: the town’s annual 4th of July celebration on the lake. Jade has even met the Final Girl. Letha, the new student at her school, is so beautiful and pure that it’s clear she’s destined to survive the coming massacre. Will she be ready? As Jade uses all her hard-won slasher expertise to try to prepare Letha to ride out the slaughter, she tries not to be disappointed that she’ll only be watching from the sidelines. Sure, Jade’s the one who’s been dreaming of this kind of scenario for years. But she’s just not Final Girl material.
I’m not sure if it’s better to know nothing or everything about slasher films before going to this book, but one thing is for sure: My Heart is a Chainsaw will school you on the genre. References to slasher films are embedded all throughout the plot and in Jade’s dialogue. Between the chapters, snippets of Jade’s own writing show her explaining the elements and nuances of slasher films to her favorite teacher, Mr. Holmes. This gives the reader an idea of just how obsessed Jade is with this sub-genre, and sows a bit of doubt in the reader: is Jade right about what’s happening in Proofrock, or is she just a traumatized kid using movie violence to cope with her lot in life?
However, the story did drag a little bit toward the middle. I found myself skimming through some bits—particularly Jade’s extra credit slasher essays. They weren’t bad, and they gave good insight into the character, but I felt at times like they were something I had to slog through to get to the good, meaty plot parts. Until about 2/3 of the way through the book, it feels like you’re just waiting for the good stuff to start happening. And though the climactic scenes of the book are action-packed, with a resolution that’s technically satisfying, I was a little confused about what was going on. I’m still not entirely sure I understand the who and why of the slasher themselves.
Normally I would give a lower rating to a slow-burn novel with a muddy conclusion, but there’s something about My Heart is a Chainsaw that makes me want to forgive its shortcomings and love it anyway. Like its main character, this book is rough around the edges, but at the same time so unapologetically itself that I can’t help rooting for it. Jade is a survivor, not just of the slasher cycle, but also of the fate that befalls a disproportionate number of mixed-race indigenous kids who fall through the cracks (in the acknowledgments, Jones notes that he was inspired to create Jade after reading of a Native American teenage girl who took her own life after being sexually assaulted). Jade is a messy, weird, stubborn person, and I’m so happy I got to spend a few hundred pages with her.
This is the first book in Jones’s Indian Lake Trilogy, and since I absolutely must know what happens to Jade next, I will be picking up the sequel, Don’t Fear the Reaper, very soon.
Are you a Stephen Graham Jones fan? What’s your favorite SGJ novel? Let’s chat about it, hit me up in the comments or on Instagram.