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Review: Vampires of El Norte by Isabel Cañas

21 Wednesday Feb 2024

Posted by Mallory F in Reviews, Uncategorized

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Rating: ⭐⭐⭐💫/5

Vampires of El Norte by Isabel Cañas burst onto the popular book scene last summer with an eye-catching cover and the tantalizing promise of a vampire thriller-romance (thrillmance? can that be the new romantasy?). It’s Cañas’s second novel (following her bestselling 2022 debut The Hacienda), and I was able to squeeze it in as my very last read of 2023. It managed to be a charming and gripping tale I bet many romance fans would enjoy — but it didn’t quite live up to my expectations.

Summary:

Nena and Nestor were inseparable as children — until one night when the two 13 year-olds snuck out to search for buried silver, and Nena was attacked by some sort of savage, spider-limbed creature. Certain that Nena was dead, Nestor fled in fear, staying far away from Nena’s family’s land for over a decade. When he finally returns, ready to fight the looming threat of Anglo invaders, he’s shocked to see Nena alive, warm and…hostile. Seeing Nestor for the first time in ten years, Nena can’t help but be furious. After all, he’d promised never to leave her, and had promptly done just that. But now, with battle looming, they’ll have to deal with what it means to be in each other’s lives again as they work together to survive. It’s not just the horror of war that threatens their future — there is something else, something that sticks to the shadows and nurses a wicked thirst for blood.

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The shining beacon within Vampires of El Norte is the romance plot, which is very sweet. Nena is the center of Nestor’s life — until he believes her dead. And Nestor is the one person Nena knows she can trust — until he runs away. The tension of their unexpected reunion and gradual reconciliation draws the reader constantly forward. I kept turning the pages because I had to know, do these two ever really talk about their feelings? Cañas has a gift for suspense and natural-sounding dialogue, so every scene between Nena and Nestor feels like you’re a fly on the wall listening in, and you can’t stop vibrating your little cellophane wings in anticipation of the impending juicy confrontation.

My personal tastes, however, skew more toward the horror side of things. The romantic aspect of Vampires of El Norte may be well-paced and compelling (if a little predictable), but I was disappointed by how little the vampires mattered to the plot. They only appear a handful of times, and could easily be replaced with something like werewolves, zombies or rabid raccoons with very little change to the story. The only reason vampires make a little more textual sense is because they’re an apt metaphor for the land-hungry American invaders, who represent the ultimate evil in the story.

Even this question of “who are the real vampires?” doesn’t matter much in the end. Ninety percent of this book is simply Nena and Nestor pining after each other, then pulling back just before they can talk about their feelings because their traumatic history and nineteenth-century Catholic propriety just keep getting in the way. The rest — the time period, the war, and the vampires — are just backdrop elements.

I don’t think that makes Vampires of El Norte a bad book. There’s so much it does incredibly well. Cañas masterfully paints a portrait of a place in time (1840s Mexico) and splashes it with a love story that even the most stone-hearted reader can’t help rooting for. Sex is never more than implied, but boy is it implied. The scene in particular where Nestor teaches Nena how to shoot a pistol is deliciously tense and unbelievably steamy for a scene where everyone remains fully clothed. So yeah, you could say that it left an impression on me. That impression just could have been a little more vampire-y.

The romance within of Vampires of El Norte is well-crafted and compelling enough to draw most readers through to the end. For vampire fans, though, there isn’t much of substance to latch onto. In the end, this wasn’t really my sort of book, but I think I would reach for it again if I’m in the mood for a nice love story. I certainly recommend it for anyone who loves a good romance with just a dash of supernatural-thriller for color.

Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story by Christopher Moore

23 Monday Mar 2009

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Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore

Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore

After slogging through the abomination that was Twilight, I wasn’t looking forward to another vampire love story.  However, Christopher Moore’s Lamb was one of the funniest books I’ve ever read, so I was willing to give Bloodsucking Fiends a try.

C. Thomas Flood is a young man from a small town in Indiana, just moved to San Francisco to try to make it in the world as a writer.  After landing a job managing the troublesome but lovable night crew at Safeway (with some help from the homeless Emperor of San Francisco), he finds his muse in a gorgeous redhead named Jody, who turns out to be a little more than he bargained for.  Like how she has a notable lack of body temperature, and needs to feed off of him every few days.  Not to mention her dangerous vampiric stalker, who keeps leaving bodies near their apartment.  Tommy is sure that she’ll break his heart, but that doesn’t stop him from doing everything in his power–including risking life and limb–to keep her.

This was a great light read.  It was poignant and funny, and the adorable romance will make you want to run around your house and cuddle random things.  Moore has a great way of juxtaposing the eloquent with the hilarious.  His characters were real and lovable.  Jody is logical and reserved, but finds herself doing a lot of uncharacteristic things as she discovers her new powers.  Tommy is romantic and naive, but still manages to be a natural leader.  The Emperor, an eccentric homeless man with his “army” of two stray dogs, really makes the book.

Even though I loved the story, I did feel like the main characters were thrown together too fast.  It was kinda like, “Hey, you’re hot.”  “Will you live with me?”  “Okay.  I love you.”  “Me too.”  There wasn’t really a get-to-know-each-other process, and I think that the story could have had more dimension if that had been included.

Aside from that, I can see this being a novel I will read again and again.  The best part?  It has a sequel.

Twilight: A Book For People Who Don’t Like Books

20 Friday Mar 2009

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Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

If you don’t already know about Twilight…what rock have you been hiding under?  I feel that, with it’s unprecedented popularity, I should make it an early priority of this blog to set down my opinions on it.

If you haven’t read it, you probably know what it’s about.  Girl meets vampire, girl falls in love with vampire, there is a lot of overly sappy romance, and vampire saves girl from certain death by another vampire.  Not a whole lot going on, and I still can’t figure out how Meyer stretched that story to 498 pages.

Basically, Twilight is a novel for people who don’t read.  Case in point:  My cousin, who I don’t believe has ever finished a book in her life, loved Twilight.  Not to mention the million or so people I’ve heard say, “I’m not a big reader, but I really liked Twilight.”  If you’re actually a fan of literature, if you enjoy a good book, then please spare yourself the frustration and stay away from this series.

For one, there’s a significant lack of plot.  Here’s the first 350 pages:  “Bella and Edward like each other, but he’s a vampire and that complicates things. ”  That is basically it.  The only exciting part, the part where another vampire stalks Bella, doesn’t start until close to the end of the book.

As for the characters, they’re extremely one-dimensional.  Bella is a klutz with a pretty face, and Edward is serious and overprotective.  They’re overdramatic and very, very predictable.  That makes for quite the lengthy snooze fest.

All in all, Meyers has a weak writing style.  It reminded me a lot of RL Stine’s Fear Street series, which I loved when I was in elementary school, but which I recognize now has no real literary merit.  And while I’ll admit that the ten-year-old girl lurking in my psyche loved the romance, I’m not ten years old anymore and I can’t be appeased by a cute love story alone.  People keep telling me, “It’s a young adult book, it doesn’t have to be well-written.”  Yeah, not a good excuse.  Everyone is reading this book, so age isn’t an issue anymore.  Harry Potter, the phenomenon that a lot of people are comparing Twilight to, was also for young adults.  Harry Potter was written much, much better.  Same goes for Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, one of my favorite reads, also geared toward young adults.  Young adult fiction doesn’t have to lack substance.  If that’s Stephanie Meyer’s excuse for writing shit fiction, then she should find a new day job.

The other excuse for Twilight? “Well, at least it’s getting kids to read.”  Okay, I’ll allow that.  But only on the condition that it helps them move on to bigger and better books, from which standpoint they can look back on this soul-sucking insult to literature and say, “Man, I can’t believe I thought that was good writing.”  Reading is good.  But one can only get so much benefit from reading crap.  You can’t read the back of a cereal box and declare yourself well-read.

That’s my two cents.  I didn’t feel the need to go any farther than the first book, especially since I hear that it’s the best out of the four.  Maybe I’ll go back to the series when I really feel masochistic, but I don’t think it’ll be anytime soon.

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